BONDS OF BITCHES

its been a little over a week since the Lifetime movie "Bonds Of Silence" premeired and obviously I am still reeling from it. 

is it because the posters are still up in every subway station that I cant get this shit out of my head? maybe. 

its totally blurry because I was totally in a rush 2 catch the train...srry u guys but I'm a real busy city gal. 

when I first saw this poster I sort of thought that the movie was going  to be a sort "dangerous minds" or "stand and deliver" kind of thing but then I noticed that all of the "troubled" low lit teens  behind the tough but pretty but old female lead were white so I was all like "NVM."

The movie opens on a panning shot of a quaint town on the river/lake/ocean.  All lifetime movies seem to be set in harbor towns (re: "The Pregnancy Pact"). Why is this?  does fog and the smell of rotting diarrhea at low tide highten the sense of drama? 

basically all that you need to know about this movie can be found in this sick fan vid that involves ALL tween memes into one skillfully voice dubbed treasure: WATCH THIS SHIT

plus all the ppl in the tween dreams in this fan vid  trailer are way better looking then the actual ppl who were casted in the movie. 

"I'm not gonna rot in prison and be somebody's bitch" --"Bond of Silence" 

                                                        *******SPOILER ALERT*******

                                                     close up of subway advertisement:                        

no. it wasn't.

yes. it was.

the moral of this lifetime movie? 

"Jordan, Sweetie, if you have to make yourself an accomplice to murder in order to prove yourself to your friends then maybe its time to find new friends"

MOOOOOM!!!!! STOP UR EMBARRASSING MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!