throbbing tongue

a promise 4 u

I vow 2 never write a blog post w/ out a picture. a blog post w/ out a picture is like a land without sun...its cold, dreary and totally sux dick : /

"Birth of Lil B." ?

                     DOES 

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look what I found!!!!!

A TRASH BAG FULL OF PIZZA DOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a gift 4 u

HAPPY THURSDAY!!!!! ; ) ; ) ; ) 

a PR nightmare!!!

a couple of weeks ago I was pugsitting at my sister's apartment for this nasty lil cutie: 

total butter-face ammirite?

While I was doing laundry in the basement of her building I noticed this bad boy tacked up to the bulletin board: 

and I was all like..."do my eyes deceive me bro? is this some kind of cruel joke? isn't it a little soon to be making a Lindbergh bb kidnapping visual reference? like wasn't that shit like only just in the 20's?"

 Maybe that white sock was just supposed to be another publicity scam, lord knows the Lindbergh bb kidnapping was a total fucking PR nightmare.


Whatever it was its just like I'm ready to put all the drama of the Lindbergh bb kidnapping behind me and move on but honestly I just wish that the rest of the country felt the same way and like would just be more sensitive about it. 

NEVER FORGET...honestly i think most people forgot

old people are...

totally zany!!!!
if y'all haven't been to http://www.frisinger.net/ you totally should go immediately. i'm not fucking around. 


its the website for Ava Frisinger, mayor of Issaquah, WA and let me tell you, she is one saucy broad.  

check it out! I was the 69th visitor to the site!!! SUCH an honor. Don't even know who to thank...well God of course because he created all number memes. Love you dude. xoxo69420666xoxo

she's way cooler than your average town mayor ; )

as it turns out, not all female politicians are total cold hearted biznitches! Ava even gives her husband Bill a section of the website all to himself called "The Spouse's Corner"--just the corner though, let's not get carried away. 

I wanna be in this family 

Bill's humor section is a MUST CLICK. there you will find some gems, such as this one entitled "aren't older women great" (no question mark), a seemingly anecdotal/ enthralling story whose moral ponders this very "question":

God, Bill, you always know how to cut out the bullshit in every situation. You are a straight shooter and I really respect you for it.

another MUST MUST click comes from Bill's political humor corner of Bill's corner (wonder what Ava thinks of that one ; )).  Honestly if you dont click on this then you have no soul.  This page means everything. This blog would not exist without it. I would not exist without it.

<------HERO ALERT

I THINK ITS PRETTY OK

Well. I found this pic on fb and I just wanted to say that I think its pretty OK.

BONDS OF BITCHES

its been a little over a week since the Lifetime movie "Bonds Of Silence" premeired and obviously I am still reeling from it. 

is it because the posters are still up in every subway station that I cant get this shit out of my head? maybe. 

its totally blurry because I was totally in a rush 2 catch the train...srry u guys but I'm a real busy city gal. 

when I first saw this poster I sort of thought that the movie was going  to be a sort "dangerous minds" or "stand and deliver" kind of thing but then I noticed that all of the "troubled" low lit teens  behind the tough but pretty but old female lead were white so I was all like "NVM."

The movie opens on a panning shot of a quaint town on the river/lake/ocean.  All lifetime movies seem to be set in harbor towns (re: "The Pregnancy Pact"). Why is this?  does fog and the smell of rotting diarrhea at low tide highten the sense of drama? 

basically all that you need to know about this movie can be found in this sick fan vid that involves ALL tween memes into one skillfully voice dubbed treasure: WATCH THIS SHIT

plus all the ppl in the tween dreams in this fan vid  trailer are way better looking then the actual ppl who were casted in the movie. 

"I'm not gonna rot in prison and be somebody's bitch" --"Bond of Silence" 

                                                        *******SPOILER ALERT*******

                                                     close up of subway advertisement:                        

no. it wasn't.

yes. it was.

the moral of this lifetime movie? 

"Jordan, Sweetie, if you have to make yourself an accomplice to murder in order to prove yourself to your friends then maybe its time to find new friends"

MOOOOOM!!!!! STOP UR EMBARRASSING MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!