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MUSIC MUNDAY// Twin Twuesday// CMJ ANNOUNCEMENT

Hey everybody!!!! with CMJ barely a week away emmieshouse has A LOT of work 2 do!!! our super exclusive practically secret showcase is going 2 be killer!!!! guess its time 2 start planning it??? god. that sounds like a lot of work/ v little fun...uggggh lets just very vaguely brainstorm for now.

oh god...where to begin????

A THEME. WE NEED A THEME. all good parties are themed right? christmas, halloween, libertarian. all sick themes.

hmmm what about "Twins"...yeah...you know....like fucking twins...you know like that creepy kid who looks exactly like that other creepy kid.

"thats not a theme" you say? well. hear me out 4 a sec.

so CMJ is all about the hawtest/ freshest new sounds/ music right? well it seems that a couple hawt/fresh indie bands got the "twins" memo.  coincidence?? naaaaah b.

TWIN SISTER

TWIN SHADOW

they come right after one another on ur itunes so why not have them come right after one another at ur cmjs??? THEY WILL BE OUR HEADLINER(S) ...twin sister then twin shadow...ladies foyyyst ; )

then we're gonna need an opener...we were hoping 2 go a liiiiittle bit more mainstream on this one.

who better than hong kong pop sensation duo TWINS ??

The twins of "Twins" aren't actually twins which is like a total mind fuck if u ask me. There names are Charlene Choi and Gillian Chung and not only are they chart topping pop stars but they are also actresses (twinned talents!!!).  Sadly the duo broke up in 2008 after sum S-C-A-N-D-A-L-O-U-S photos of Gillian were leaked...she was getting v. down and dirty with some other hawt asian celeb named BoBo. now, emmieshouse is a classy/ kiddie friendly cranny of the internet so we will not post the pictures but we will politely link to another blog that does ; * 

we were gonna have tegan and sara--twin lesbian indie popper panty droppers--play but they kinda started sucking a while ago. so nvm. 

yoooo same goes for twin gay poppie popper panty droppers--evan and jaron: 

REEEEEEAAAALLLLLLY hope that Tia and Tamara Mowry get back to us soon about MCing the event...I think that their 6 yr stint on the show "Sister, Sister" will marry all of the present themes here quite nicely. 

REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLY hope that the two are not still at odds because everyone knew that Tia was always the "pretty one" : / 

What should we have playing on mute in the background for aesthetic purposes?

TWINS?


OR 

TWIN PEAKS????

                  comment with other suggestions...lets make this the best CMJ ever!!!!! xoxoxox

tattuesday!!!!

tattoos + tuesday = tattuesday...did i not make that clear? oh i did? i didn't have to explain it? oh ok explaining it makes it less funny? ok sry : /

CUTE!!!!

OOOooOOOoooOO Gurl U better WORK!!!!

now thats just rude, mr.!!!

totally relevant and resourceful!

totally non-relevant and a playground for pedophiles! 

Shit I am forced to look at while I "legally" streaM tv online 4 free

its starts out all sweet..."crushes" and "real love"

quickly it turned into the "American Boner" and "Buttz"

of course I clicked on every advertisement...how could I not? 

both my computer and my soul caught viruses : / 

the moral of this story is...

ONLINE T.V. MAY BE FREE 4 NOW,  BUTT U'LL PAY 4 IT LATER IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUSIC MATH // MUSIC MUNDAY

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