all children should be involved in some sort of satire

awesome bb does parody of the video for 'slow' by twin shadow

an emmieshouse x(o)mas

MERRY CHRISTY BB'S!!!!!!
Every year emmieshouse gets crafty and makes her family rly self involved gifts that they may or may not throw away.

lets take a retrospective look into what christmas w emmie is rly like. <3

Christy 2006
This is the year that I started going to a small liberal arts college.
re: feminism.

Christy 2007
This is the year that I thought being a "neon hipster" was totally rad.
re: rave cat.

Christy 2008
This is the year that I went abroad to "find myself"
re: scottish vampire w dikey haircut : /

Christy 2009
This is the year when I totally "lost my shit," stopped sleeping, and became just a mere shadow of my past life/ childhood.
re: senior thesis lol ; )


aNd FiNaLlY....

CHRISTY 2K10
I wanted this years gift to represent my new found "urban" side because I now live in Brooklyn.
However, I also wanted to show my parents that I am not a selfish twentysomething bitch and I still luv my dawgs/dogs even though I never call them (my dogs) because I'm too busy getting fucked up.
re: the morally hungover dawgnapper.

WELCOME 2 MY LIFE.

   

 ALL YOU NEED 2 MAKE A SWEET 'IN MEMORIAM' VID IS:

1 - Sick tune

1 - iPhone

1 - FB prof

PLEASE PLAY AT MY FUNeral  

Jesse Christ

Jesse Christ.
the boy next door.
the bad boy.
the sensitive guy.
the saviour.

wuttabod.

AWWW!!! King of the Jews...and my heart ; )

OMJ (O my Jesse)


Which Jesse would u marry, fuck, kill?: 

Jesse Christ                         Uncle Jesse                  Jesse Eisenberg 

new america//fake books that i wish were real

I hate coming 2 the school it makes me angry

Been thinking a lot about JNCO's today

sweet tush.